“All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”

“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”

“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”

“Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.”

“After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.”

“Learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best.”

“Parents have become so convinced that educators know what is best for their children that they forget that they themselves are really the experts.”

“Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which come only to the man who has found the work that he likes best.”

“Since I'm always working, my best holiday memories are definitely when I can just go home and spend time with my family.”

“The best kids are going to become the best. But the best thing about it is that you're going to learn lessons in playing those sports about winning and losing and teamwork and teammates and arguments and everything else that are going to affect you positively for the rest of your life.”

“Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.”

“A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying.”

“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”

“The best government is that which teaches us to govern ourselves.”

“A lot of folks believe their best years are behind them. But I want Americans to recognize that's not true.”

“I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that's worth living, one where you do what you want to do, pursue your passions. That way, if you meet someone, they'll be joining a life that's already really good.”

“It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.”

“If a man does his best, what else is there?”

“When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.”

“There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot of great movies that haven't. You just do the best you can.”

“By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.”