“I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.”

“When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.'”

“My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.”

“I hate birthdays.”

“When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?”

“I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.”

“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.”

“With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.”

“I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.”

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”

“One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.”

“The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.”

“It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.”

“I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.”

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.”

“You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.”

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”

“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”

“My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.”