“Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.”

“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”

“I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.”

“It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.”

“The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.”

“Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!”

“It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.”

“Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.”

“I don't have dating tips.”

“I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.”

“If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.”

“I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening the door for her, even if it's just in the beginning.”

“I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.”

“I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.”

“Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.”

“I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating.”

“We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.”

“Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.”

“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”

“I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.”

“All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.”