Humor Quotes
“I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.”
-- Silvio Berlusconi
“I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.”
-- Sherilyn Fenn
“To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.”
-- Mike Mills
“I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.”
-- Carmen Electra
“Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.”
-- Thomas W. Higginson
“I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.”
-- John Malkovich
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
-- Bill Cosby
“Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.”
-- John Ratzenberger
“I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to make my mother laugh in light of the darkness that she faced, and to me it became a very powerful tool at a very young age, at six. I saw how therapeutic it could be.”
-- Josh Gad
“I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.”
-- Suzanne Vega
“People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.”
-- Roy Blount, Jr.
“There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system it could be a lot of different things.”
-- Jensen Ackles