“I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matter gets a little too close to home.”

“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”

“It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.”

“Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.”

“I've never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. There's his humor and intelligence, too, and he's really cute, all those things - but if you don't respect your partner, you'll get sick of him.”

“All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way.”

“Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.”

“Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.”

“If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.”

“We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.”

“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.”

“One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.”

“Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.”

“Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.”

“My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.”

“I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.”

“Humor can be one of our best survival tools.”

“I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It's how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy.”

“I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.”