Pet Quotes
“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”
“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”
-- Alexander Theroux