“Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.”

“Cats don't like change without their consent.”

“Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.”

“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.”

“There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.”

“Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.”