“Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.”

“The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.”

“I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.”

“My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.”

“It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.”

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”

“The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.”

“To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.”