“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
-- Josh Billings
“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”
-- Mason Cooley
“I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”
-- Nafisa Joseph
“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”
“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
-- Rodney Dangerfield
“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.”
-- Juliette Lewis
“We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.”
-- Max Cannon
“I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.”
-- Beverley Mitchell
“It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.”
-- Konrad Lorenz
“A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”
-- Billy Graham