“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”

“I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”

“Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.”

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”

“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.”

“We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.”

“I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.”

“It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.”

“A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.”