“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”
-- Franklin P. Jones
“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
-- Jim Davis
“Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”
-- Oliver Herford
“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.”
-- John Peers
“My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.”
-- Billy Connolly
“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
-- Cher
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
-- Abraham Lincoln
“Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”
-- Anatole France
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
-- Edgar Allan Poe
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
-- Robert A. Heinlein