Pet Quotes

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”

-- Marie Corelli

“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.”

-- Alexander Theroux

“It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.”

-- Gary Neville

“A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.”

-- Robert Southey