“I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.”

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.”

“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”

“A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.”

“Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.”

“One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.”

“I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.”

“One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.”