Pet Quotes
“I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.”
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.”
-- Marie Corelli
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
-- Winston Churchill
“Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?”
-- Alyssa Milano
“We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.”
-- Nick Lampson
“I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.”
-- Paul Rudd
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
-- Joseph Wood Krutch