Sports Quotes
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
“There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.”
-- Curt Schilling
“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
-- Dick Schaap
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
-- George Deukmejian