Sports Quotes
“If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.”
“There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.”
-- Curt Schilling
“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
-- Dick Schaap
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
-- George Deukmejian