“I've always been a guy who wants to play sports, not watch them.”

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”

“He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.”

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”

“I'm the kind of guy that if I don't work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports.”

“I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.”

“Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.”

“Some of the companies we helped start are names you know. An office supply company called Staples - where I'm pleased to see the Obama campaign has been shopping The Sports Authority, which became a favorite of my sons. We started an early childhood learning center called Bright Horizons that First Lady Michelle Obama rightly praised.”

“People have called me Superman my whole life. In various sports, that seems to be the common theme. My favorite superhero is actually the Incredible Hulk. He's the only superhero that can't die.”