Sports Quotes
“Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.”
“There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.”
-- Curt Schilling
“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
-- Dick Schaap
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
-- George Deukmejian