Sports Quotes
“I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.”
“There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.”
-- Curt Schilling
“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
-- Dick Schaap
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
-- George Deukmejian