Sports Quotes
“Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.”
“There's not a long track record of people leaving professional sports to become a software developer.”
-- Curt Schilling
“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
-- Dick Schaap
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.”
-- George Deukmejian