“I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh, so Jesus, what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning, and I don't want to go there.”

“Success comes from taking the initiative and following up... persisting... eloquently expressing the depth of your love. What simple action could you take today to produce a new momentum toward success in your life?”

“The concept of the 'good ol' days' must be one of our society's biggest delusions, top reasons for depression, as well as most often used excuse for lack of success.”

“That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.”

“The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.”

“In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for time determines success or failure.”

“Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.”

“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”

“The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up.”