“It's like this - because I travel so much, I crave certain foods or certain things, like from certain places that I've been.”

“The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.”

“By the time I'm 40, interplanetary travel will be common. Nobody will want to talk to me at that age, anyway.”

“If the graves of the thousands of victims who have fallen in the terrible wars of the two races had been placed in line the philanthropist might travel from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and from the Lakes to the Gulf, and be constantly in sight of green mounds.”

“We are what our thoughts have made us so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live they travel far.”

“I was afterwards sorry for this, though, if I ever travel again, I shall trust to none but natives, as the climate of Africa is too trying to foreigners.”

“What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.”

“To travel hopefully is better than to arrive.”

“Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.”