“I'm married to my best friend!”

“Sleep is good, death is better but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.”

“I'm not saying that there's anything better than mated bliss at its best, but I'm saying that living alone is as good in its own way. But we haven't quite given ourselves permission to recognize that.”

“The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.”

“In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best. In matters of prudence, last thoughts are best.”

“The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.”

“Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.”

“Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.”

“We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.”