“Example is the best precept.”

“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”

“All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”

“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”

“In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.”

“Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.”

“After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.”

“Learn to say 'no' to the good so you can say 'yes' to the best.”