Best Quotes
“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”
“Sleep is good, death is better but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.”
-- Heinrich Heine
“I'm not saying that there's anything better than mated bliss at its best, but I'm saying that living alone is as good in its own way. But we haven't quite given ourselves permission to recognize that.”
-- Barbara Feldon
“In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best. In matters of prudence, last thoughts are best.”
-- Robert Hall
“The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.”
-- Orson Welles
“Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.”
-- William Makepeace Thackeray