Best Quotes
“Parents have become so convinced that educators know what is best for their children that they forget that they themselves are really the experts.”
“Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.”
-- Jasper Carrott
“The best way to obtain truth and wisdom is not to ask from books, but to go to God in prayer, and obtain divine teaching.”
-- Joseph Smith, Jr.
“The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?”
-- Edgar Allan Poe
“With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.”
-- Rodney Dangerfield
“Among the best traitors Ireland has ever had, Mother Church ranks at the very top, a massive obstacle in the path to equality and freedom. She has been a force for conservatism... to ward off threats to her own security and influence.”
-- Bernadette Devlin