Birthday Quotes
“I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.”
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.”
-- Lewis Carroll
“One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.”
-- Bobby Sherman
“The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.”
-- Sloane Crosley
“It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.”
-- Stevie Nicks
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”
-- Jerry Seinfeld