“The only thing better than singing is more singing.”

“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”

“My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.”

“I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine.”

“I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.”

“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”

“I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me.”

“I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.”

“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”