Birthday Quotes
“I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.”
“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
-- Larry David
“I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine.”
-- Matthew Macfadyen
“I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.”
-- Isla Fisher
“The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.”
-- Samuel Johnson
“I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me.”
-- Rod Taylor