Car Quotes

“People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.”

-- Demetri Martin

“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

-- Earl Wilson

“And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing.”

-- Murray Walker

“I allow myself one nice car.”

-- Slash

“I'd kind of like to have a classic old muscle car. I think that would be fun.”

-- Brooke Burke

“You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.”

-- Doris Roberts

“I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.”

-- David Byrne

“The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.”

-- Paul M. Glaser

“Because of that I don't care when I read in the newspaper that I am colourblind. I went through a red light in my car and I stopped when I before a green light. So I must be really colourblind, eh?”

-- Ruud van Nistelrooy

“A paparazzo once jumped out of a car and started running backward with me. I slowed down out of courtesy because she started drifting into the street. I reached out my hand and moved her back so she didn't get hit by a bus.”

-- Sean Astin