Car Quotes
“I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries.”
“So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever.”
-- David R. Ellis
“I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.”
-- Alan Davies
“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”
-- Jeff Foxworthy