Car Quotes
“Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.”
“I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.”
-- Julian Clary
“Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment.”
-- Dan Lipinski
“The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.”
-- June Jordan
“I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.”
-- Michael Schumacher
“Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65.”
-- Neil Sheehan
“It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.”
-- Tom T. Hall