“I live in a kind of gay bubble. I live in a gay house, I drive a gay car. I eat gay food.”

“Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment.”

“The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.”

“I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.”

“Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65.”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.”

“As soon as I get my car I think I'll be going to the cinema more. Since I don't go very often, there are no films that are a must see at the moment. I usually wait till they come out on DVD.”

“Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to have a car.”