Car Quotes
“A woman is gentle, soft, delicate, and a man's position is to protect her, help her up stairs, make sure she's in the car safely first. Take good care of your woman, and the sky's the limit!”
“So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever.”
-- David R. Ellis
“I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.”
-- Alan Davies
“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”
-- Jeff Foxworthy