Car Quotes
“The courts cannot garnish a father's salary, nor freeze his account, nor seize his property on behalf of his children, in our society. Apparently this is because a kid is not a car or a couch or a boat.”
“So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever.”
-- David R. Ellis
“I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.”
-- Alan Davies
“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”
-- Jeff Foxworthy