Car Quotes
“I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. 'Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.'”
“So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever.”
-- David R. Ellis
“I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.”
-- Alan Davies
“My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!”
-- Jeff Foxworthy