“It always helps to be a good programmer. It is important to like computers and to be able to think of things people would want to do with their computers.”

“Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.”

“Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.”

“The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.”

“I've never had Internet access. Actually, I have looked at things on other people's computers as a bystander. A few times in my life I've opened email accounts, twice actually, but it's something I don't want in my life right now.”

“Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'”

“Keep in mind that there are computers, that do touch things up. Like when I got a hold of the poster for 'Gold Diggers,' I said: 'Hey, wait a minute! Those aren't my teeth!'”

“In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.”

“After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun.”