Computers Quotes
“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.”
“I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.”
-- Louis C. K.
“I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.”
-- George Stephen