Dating Quotes
“I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
-- Joe Rogan
“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
-- Gilbert Gottfried
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
-- Emma Watson
“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”
-- Davidson Black
“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”
-- Garry Shandling
“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
-- Jason Lee