Dating Quotes
“I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
-- Joe Rogan
“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
-- Gilbert Gottfried
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
-- Emma Watson
“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”
-- Davidson Black
“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”
-- Garry Shandling
“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
-- Jason Lee