“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”

“I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore.”

“All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.”

“Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.”

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

“You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot.”

“I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you can be friends until you're cool with them dating someone else. That's when you know.”

“It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.”

“I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.”