Dating Quotes
“So I go to my first book signing, and these two girls came up and gave me a piece of paper: '10 reasons you should date our dad. He climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. He's a lawyer.' He didn't know what was going on. He didn't even know me. They called him, and he came down and asked me out that day. Now I'm dating their dad!”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
-- Joe Rogan
“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
-- Gilbert Gottfried
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
-- Emma Watson
“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”
-- Davidson Black
“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”
-- Garry Shandling
“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
-- Jason Lee