“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.”
-- Mitch Hedberg
“We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.”
-- Betty Dodson
“It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.”
-- James Levine