Dating Quotes
“The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
-- Joe Rogan
“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
-- Gilbert Gottfried
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
-- Emma Watson
“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”
-- Davidson Black
“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”
-- Garry Shandling
“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
-- Jason Lee