“Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.”

“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”

“I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.”

“It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever.”

“The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others.”

“Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!”

“It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.”

“Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.”

“I don't have dating tips.”