“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”

“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”

“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”

“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”

“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”

“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”

“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”

“I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!”

“Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.”