“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”

“I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.”

“If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.”

“I'm finally dating. It's fun.”

“I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.”

“I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.”

“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.”

“I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.”

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”