Dating Quotes
“I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.”
“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”
-- Joe Rogan
“I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.”
-- Gilbert Gottfried
“When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.”
-- Emma Watson
“The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.”
-- Davidson Black
“Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.”
-- Garry Shandling
“Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle.”
-- Jason Lee