“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”

“I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.”

“I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.”

“I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?”

“My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.”

“Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.”

“I have put gay dating on the map.”

“I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.”

“I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.”