“I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn't.”

“But let me perfectly clear, because I know you'll hear the same old claims that rolling back these tax breaks means a massive tax increase on the American people: if your family earns less than $250,000 a year, you will not see your taxes increased a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime.”

“A lot of parents never speak to their transgender kids again that's not the case in my family.”

“When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William's marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'.”

“It's very hard to make arguments about the effects of cloning on family relations if family relations are in tatters.”

“A fellow oughtn't to let his family property go to pieces.”

“The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.”

“He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.”

“One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.”